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byrde:

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]

sheikiro:

 link + knight uniform 

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ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

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clockworkruins:

Man, I sure wish I had a download code for the demo of

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anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring