Guardians of the galaxy was so good.
when you try your best but your don’t succeed
god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly i’m a big deal
*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
awkwardly raising your hand to answer a question when the entire class shouts out the answer